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He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. We never had a second date. The fake report card : I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card.

Elisha. Age: 26. I'm a hot girl from russia,first time in Beirut! I would be happy to meet wealthy and generous men.I will invite to your place or come to you. I will be glad to realize all your wildest dreams and desires.

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He takes out his mobile phone and begins tapping, and then he holds it up to the cashier. It says you must be over eighteen to access this website. I must be over eighteen! It just says to me that you know how to access an adult website. You need to leave now.

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What a sight and what a nice pilot. But yeah, that would give me a fright. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.