Hey, babe. Welcome to Hollywood. If you didn't mean to come here, I can help you find the store you need. We spend a lot of time looking ahead: in the mirror or at the boy down the road. But sometimes the best things are right behind us, like the humble booty. Starting with… Toosh Truth 1: The bigger your butt, the smarter you are.
Writing Wednesdays: Put Your Ass Where Your Heart Wants To Be
Whatever you call it: bum, butt, booty, peach, ass, behind, caboose, tookus, bootay, buttocks, posterior, bottom, glutes … we ALL have a butt. The purpose of a butt is most notably to sit upon. Sexy, right? So cozy!
Shut up and get into the studio. Once your physical envelope is standing before the easel, your heart and mind will follow. If you want to write, plant your backside in front of the typewriter.
Blessed with more junk in your trunk than Kim Kardshian, more bootylicious booty than Beyonce? Hey, that's okay. Butts don't have to be small and perky to be beautiful, in fact we know plenty of people who prefer a curvaceous butt anyday.