Do you want one. At a hardware store. Hardware stores are one of the easiest places to meet men, especially since so many of them shop there. I was at Home Depot the other day, and it was hot-guy-central.
My knees both buckled, I stood there with the biggest relief, all the stress of the situation faded away, but my face was bright red and I stared at what I had done. My partner began to laugh and said, "Holy shit. She stood there kinda like, "Holy fuck, did that just happen. To be honest, her face was priceless.