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When I arrived, I realized it was a sports bar, and he promptly informed me that he'd chosen the bar so he could watch the NFL playoffs. After a while, I discretely messaged my mom: 'He picked a sports bar so he could keep watching the game. And he opened the text immediately. When he pointed out that it had squirted him in the eye, I panicked, causing me to squeeze the lemon harder. It popped out of my hand and hit him in the face. I cleaned up in the bathroom and somehow thought it would be logical to shove tampons up my nose to stem the nosebleed.
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These waiters all deserve a raise, a paid vacation, and a huge tip. There was a line of two-person booths along the wall when you first walk in, and there were two guys sitting by themselves in two different booths. This girl comes in and walks up to the first booth, says hi to the guy, and sits down. Eventually a different girl shows up for a date with the guy at the first booth.
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We sat with his dad and stepmom and I had to make awkward conversation with them. After the game, his little sister asked if I was his girlfriend. He answered, 'Yes' at the exact moment I answered, 'No.
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We ended up going to his friends apartment to watch him work he was a painter and the two of them proceeded to take a bunch of LSD and trip while I just hung out. I eventually called my roommate to come save me and the guy freaked out and chased us down as we drove away. I stopped going to his restaurant after that. I had no way home and was stuck doing this all night for him, and more than a few times he told me he loved me.
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