random stuff that comes to mind - From My Cousin D.T.A.M - Wattpad
This is a fun, light piece; it's pretty improbable, but it's the only thing I've written so far that is based, even a little bit, on reality. So, like, that's your clan crest or symbol or something? She was looking up at my eyes from where she sat, just drunk enough to be daring. And my wife was standing right there, beaming at all the attention I was getting. Aimee was obsessed by our family's fairly negligible Scottish heritage, and on this occasion, a wake in Denver to commemorate my uncle's death, she'd insisted I wear my kilt.
I have met the sexist man ever on the Internet. We started chatting on a Sunday night and the conversation got sexy fast. We finally decided to talk to each other on the phone.
I'm having trouble thinking on one thing right now so i'm making this to help maybe. I hope you all like them and i have numbered each of them from when i got them. Sorry if the stories my cousin gave me offends anyone if it does tell me and ill take the story out. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of pantie hose over his fireplace before Christmas.